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What would you give to have fifty-six pages of jokes so bad they've been rejected by the rest of the band? Your watch? Your wedding ring? Your firstborn child? Keep all that stuff. We don't want it. What we want is your money. If you would like to be the first person on your block to own copy of this joke book refer to the price below.

  A small sample:

Stan’s two favorite Shakespearean plays are Romeo and Juliet.

Stan advises that is very hard to eat soup with a mustache. It’s quite a strain.

In a stunning coincidence, the Home Rangers have discovered that their wives all have the same favorite word. The last one.

Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked "petite" and hold on to the receipt.

Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. First, you’ll be a mile away, and second, you’ll have his shoes.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

Regular Jokebook Price: $29.95
!Special Internet Price: Only $10.00!

Send money to:
Stan Greer
10634 S. 97th St. W.
Clearwater, KS 67026